You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
When did angry sex become our thing?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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