lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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