David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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