i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
