so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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