dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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