Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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