You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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