you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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