White coat. Heels.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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