I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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