Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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