Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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