I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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