there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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