is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
