we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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