garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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