I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
