This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
