Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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