Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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