508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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