do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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