That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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