so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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