no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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