? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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