So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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