i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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