Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Two words: blizzard sex
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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