found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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