you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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