I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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