So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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