I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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