we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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