I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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