you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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