She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just had sex bonerless
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Mom said you looked used
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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