So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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