shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Success! We fucked roommates!
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