it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I believe in your delicious
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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