I am midnight drunk by noon
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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