"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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