My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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