either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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