She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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