You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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