Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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