why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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